“Your Uber bills are getting out of control!!!!!!” shouted the Husband. It was the moment I was dreading for almost seven years. It was finally time to get my UK drivers license. My fellow AGs did not help with the support. One friend described the experience as “worse that childbirth” and most everyone told me that it took five or six times before they passed the practical test. Regardless, it was time to start the process, and the whole thing is just that- A PROCESS. So, if you’re new to the whole notion of driving in Londontown, here’s what you have to get on the road.
(1) Apply for your provisional license: https://www.gov.uk/apply-first-provisional-driving-licence
Your provisional is basically like a learners permit and gives you the opportunity to practice with an instructor or licensed driver. You can’t take lessons without it. The pain about this process for us AGs is that in order to get one you have to send in your passport or Residents Permit, which can be scary if you have impending travel scheduled. Thankfully, mine came back really quickly (within two weeks), but I could have been lucky. Give yourself enough time to get your documents back.
(2) Book and pass your theory test: https://www.gov.uk/book-theory-test
The Theory test is a combination of practical questions and several ridiculous video game like hazard perception simulations. The best way to practice for the theory test, I think, is to download one of the many apps to your phone. Simply search DVSA theory test in the app store, there are a lot of them, and you can easily find one that you like. You can take practice tests and make sure you are answering enough questions correctly in order to pass.
If you want to practice the simulation bit, then you can order the CD (which is available when you book the test) however, I found the CD very different that the actual test. The Hazard Perception part asks you to identify hazards by clicking the mouse. For example, if you see a bicycle pulling out from a side road, click the mouse. My biggest tip for the Hazard Perception part is to NOT OVER click. If you do so it will automatically kick you out of that simulation and you’ll lose points.
(3) Practice makes perfect
Most of us have been driving in the US for a number of years. Like everyone else, I got my license when I was 16, and thought the test here would, as a result of driving for 15+ years, be easy. It’s not. They make the test very difficult, and trust me when I say, they are out to fail you. If you’ve never dealt with major roundabouts before, then now is the time to practice them before you get the behind the wheel with an examiner. It’s also time to learn how to parallel park if you haven’t mastered the skill. As Cher Horowitz once said “Why would I need to learn to park in LA, everywhere has valet!” #Truth.
I would love to be able to recommend my driving instructor but he actually was not my cup of tea, and I only stuck with him because I wanted the process done and dusted. If you have a friend or a spouse with a car, practice with them. The more comfortable you are on the road, the better.
(4) Book your practical driving test: https://www.gov.uk/book-driving-test
Unless you’re super lucky, you’re probably not going to be able to secure a test for a few weeks. If you need a test sooner, I recommend visiting this website, http://driving-test-cancellations-4all.co.uk, and for £18 you can find an earlier test from the cancellation list. You can take the test in your own car if you have one, but you need a special mirror. It’s best to book a driving instructor to take you.
I failed my first try by making a silly mistake on, you guessed it, a roundabout, but passed my second time. The more I practiced the better I felt behind the wheel. Don’t beat yourself up if it takes you a couple tries, like I said, I think they are out to fail everyone, but eventually you’ll get your pass letter, and then you can put this whole horrific process behind you!